This actually happened tonight at CABARET

goelergirlsgab:

Alan Cumming: are you shy?

Lady he’s dancing with: Yes.

Alan Cumming: at least you’re not Shia.

imnotcompetitive imblew

(Source: mrdavidgordon)

if-thoughts-could-sing:

catnipwincest:

ibleedtheatre:

fangirlingwithhazza:

myversionofperfect:

hyliam:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

the faster you go the faster the wifi

Now that’s motivation

image

wow look at sammy go he needs the internet for research. 

*furiously jogging* so gET THIS

(via thatlonelymarshmallow)

penguintim:

Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years

(via dame-rose-of-tardis)

"No one runs like Valjean!
Steals cheap bread like Valjean!
No one runs from the law and JAVERT like Valjean!
I USE SEWERS IN ALL MY EVACUATING!
My what convict, Valjean!"

Les Miserables, probably (via complicatedtriangulated)

bylewdrop imnotcompetitive

(via broadwaylovin)

jointeamfreewill:


there is a banana in his republic

A+ for the comment

jointeamfreewill:

there is a banana in his republic

A+ for the comment

(Source: gloomyteens, via thatlonelymarshmallow)

littlehuntergirljo:

waitinghopingliving:

wibblywobblytime-ywhimey:

dungeon-crowley:

lumpiest-spaceprincess:

queenofnerds394:

crimesolversherlock:

hannahthemidge:

bug prison stop kony menstruation exterminate key? 

oh mY GOD I SEE IT

I DONT SEE IT

SCREAMING

i had to sounds everything out..

WHAT Someone help

CANT.STOP.LAUGHING.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: thebloggerbloggerfun, via suckmywinchester)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via spikesexual)

kierongillen:

sebpatrick:

Always reblog this.

I will too.

(Source: fuckyeahthethickofit, via fishcustard)

fishingboatproceeds:

Happy Birthday Hank Green!
5th May 1980

Happy Birthday to my amazing brother Hank. 

I’m celebrating his birthday with a donation to Partners in Health, but I also got him a present on nerdfighteria’s behalf that he’ll hopefully see later today.

Also Hank’s (truly excellent) album Incongruent comes out Wednesday, so now would be a good day to preorder your signed copy!

Hank is a huge inspiration to me and to many. A lot of cool things have grown out of vlogbrothers over the years, but my favorite will always be a closer relationship with my brother, whom I respect and admire so much.

(Source: finnick-or-dare, via fishcustard)