work it move that bitch crazy
Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor…
|me:||i'll do it at 7PM|
|me:||oops too late gotta wait till 8 now|
i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes
oh my god I’ve been waiting to make that joke for awhile but you beat me to it but it’s such a great joke I’m not even mad thank you dannyrandy someone else gets it
why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
Hilarious, but still makes me want to vomit at the same time.
"I’m SO excited for this new musical I’ll never see but will probably memorize the Original Cast Recording, glue my face to the screen at the Tonys and maybe catch a bootleg or a national tour…"
every musical theater fan who doesn’t live near/in NYC or have tons of money lying around (via randompandemonium)